Friday, September 30, 2011

HATCHET CREEK TRADING - Kindle Fire, Full Color 7" Multi-touch Display, Wi-Fi

HATCHET CREEK TRADING - Kindle Fire, Full Color 7" Multi-touch Display, Wi-Fi

Terry Francona's run in Boston is over, as Red Sox elect not to pick up his option | StarTribune.com

Terry Francona's run in Boston is over, as Red Sox elect not to pick up his option | StarTribune.com

Hope for 18 aboard downed Indonesian plane as wreckage spotted in mountains with open door | StarTribune.com

Hope for 18 aboard downed Indonesian plane as wreckage spotted in mountains with open door | StarTribune.com

Colorado lawmaker and partner announce birth of new son; marking a congressional first | StarTribune.com

Colorado lawmaker and partner announce birth of new son; marking a congressional first | StarTribune.com

California man, 68, found alive by his children, nearly a week after plunge off mountain road | StarTribune.com

California man, 68, found alive by his children, nearly a week after plunge off mountain road | StarTribune.com

Victim's story stark reminder of toll when cellphones distract drivers - News - ReviewJournal.com

Victim's story stark reminder of toll when cellphones distract drivers - News - ReviewJournal.com

Fort Bragg killings suspect in reported shootout

Fort Bragg killings suspect in reported shootout

2 accused of grim, real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'

2 accused of grim, real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'

California family's missing pooch turns up in Brandon - St. Petersburg Times

California family's missing pooch turns up in Brandon - St. Petersburg Times

Six minutes that shook baseball history and put the Tampa Bay Rays in the AL playoffs - St. Petersburg Times

Six minutes that shook baseball history and put the Tampa Bay Rays in the AL playoffs - St. Petersburg Times

The Guantanamo Files

The Guantanamo Files

Hawk Ridge observers predict great weekend for viewing raptors | Duluth News Tribune | Duluth, Minnesota

Hawk Ridge observers predict great weekend for viewing raptors | Duluth News Tribune | Duluth, Minnesota

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Pentagon announced today...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only These facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt....

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.


GM and GE Get In Bed With China

GM and GE Get In Bed With China

Libya's NTC thinks Gaddafi hiding near Algeria - Yahoo! News

Libya's NTC thinks Gaddafi hiding near Algeria - Yahoo! News

Look and cook - JSOnline

Look and cook - JSOnline

Cornhusker fan becomes Badger booster to get into game - JSOnline

Cornhusker fan becomes Badger booster to get into game - JSOnline

Free beer for life for investing in Minneapolis brewpub - TwinCities.com

Free beer for life for investing in Minneapolis brewpub - TwinCities.com

Food find: New local chocolate bar is 'too good to be real' - TwinCities.com

Food find: New local chocolate bar is 'too good to be real' - TwinCities.com

Fargo brewery unveils its first beer: Wood Chipper - TwinCities.com

Fargo brewery unveils its first beer: Wood Chipper - TwinCities.com

Vikings' Donovan McNabb: 'Everybody loves the backup' - TwinCities.com

Vikings' Donovan McNabb: 'Everybody loves the backup' - TwinCities.com

Bachmann targets the faithful at Liberty University | StarTribune.com

Bachmann targets the faithful at Liberty University | StarTribune.com

Cracks exposed in Putin's empire | StarTribune.com

Cracks exposed in Putin's empire | StarTribune.com

Former Texas businessman sentenced in Va. To 60 years for his role in $100M insurance fraud | StarTribune.com

Former Texas businessman sentenced in Va. To 60 years for his role in $100M insurance fraud | StarTribune.com

Cancer vaccine quest begins at Mayo | StarTribune.com

Cancer vaccine quest begins at Mayo | StarTribune.com

Longtime fugitive U.S. hijacker caught in Portugal – USATODAY.com

Longtime fugitive U.S. hijacker caught in Portugal – USATODAY.com

Drive careful around traffic camera's


A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

Probe: Wisconsin clerk likely violated law in election - TwinCities.com

Probe: Wisconsin clerk likely violated law in election - TwinCities.com

After promising to target criminals, DHS announces arrests of thousands of criminal immigrants | StarTribune.com

After promising to target criminals, DHS announces arrests of thousands of criminal immigrants | StarTribune.com

Self-defense claimed in killing of wife who was stabbed 63 times | StarTribune.com

Self-defense claimed in killing of wife who was stabbed 63 times | StarTribune.com

Letter from Senior Citizen to Sen Alan Simpson


Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming , Co-Chair of Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.

Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana ... I think she is a little ticked off!  She also tells it like it is! 

"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight..

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).

3 My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud..

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.
To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the "greedy" ones. It is you and your fellow nutcases who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That's right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you
miserable son of a bitch.



Monday, September 26, 2011

Minnesota Trivia, very funny

Just in case ya didn't know...

Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11, 1858 and was originally settled by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing heat of Wisconsin 's winters.

Minnesota gets it's name from the Sioux Indian word "mah-nee-soo-tah," meaning, "No, really...  They eat fish soaked in lye."

The state song of Minnesota is "Someday the Vikings will...  Aw, never mind."

The Mall of America in Bloomington , Minnesota covers 9.5 million square feet and has enough space to hold 185,000 idiot teenagers yapping away on cell phones.

Madison, Minnesota is known as "the lutefisk capital of the world." Avoid this city at all costs.

"The Mary Tyler Moore Show"  was set in Minneapolis , Minnesota , and was Mary's first real acting job since leaving the "Dick van Dyke Show.  The show about a single woman's struggle to find happiness in the big city was originally titled "Life Without Dick," but that was changed for some reason.

Downtown Minneapolis has an enclosed skyway system covering 52 blocks, allowing people to live, work, eat, and sleep without ever going outside.  The only downside to this is that a Norwegian occasionally turns up missing.

Cartoonist Charles M. Shultz was born in Minneapolis , Minnesota and grew up in St.  Paul.  He was the only artist to accurately depict the perfectly circular heads of Minnesota natives.

The Hormel Company of Austin , Minnesota produces 6 million cans of Spam a year, even though no one actually eats it.  Spam is a prized food in Japan & Hawaii--Spam sushi!!

Minnesota license plates are blue & white and contain the phrase "Blizzards on the 4th of July - you get used to it."

Frank C. Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Co. was born in Newport, Minnesota . His 3 Musketeers candy bar originally contained three bars in one wrapper, each filled with a different flavor of nougat -chocolate, Spam and lutefisk.

Tonka trucks continue to be manufactured in Minnetonka, Minnesota, despite the thousands of GI Joe dolls killed by them annually in rollover accidents.  No airbags, no seat belts.  These things are deathtraps, I tell ya!

Author Laura Ingalls Wilder was raised at Walnut Grove, Minnesota, and was famous for writing the "Little House" series of books, as well as inventing the "Spam diet" which consists of looking at a plate of Spam until you lose your appetite.  Much like the "lutefisk diet"

The snowmobile was invented in Roseau , Minnesota so as to allow families a means of attending 4th of July picnics

Minnesotans are almost indistinguishable from Wisconsinites.  The only way to tell them apart is to ask if they voted for Mondale in '84.

Now...  it's up to you to forward this to all your friends If one of them does not forward it to others, he/she will be given an entrance pin to attend the Eelpout Festival in Walker, MN....in  February --

Cold is a relative thing ya know....

At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20, People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya, eh?"
At 50 below, hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Man survives Wisconsin house explosion - TwinCities.com

Man survives Wisconsin house explosion - TwinCities.com

Man with broken leg survives 4 days in Utah desert after rangers find him crawling to safety | StarTribune.com

Man with broken leg survives 4 days in Utah desert after rangers find him crawling to safety | StarTribune.com

U’s Kill in Mayo Clinic after another seizure | StarTribune.com

U’s Kill in Mayo Clinic after another seizure | StarTribune.com

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Hope fades for a black bear named Hope | StarTribune.com

Hope fades for a black bear named Hope | StarTribune.com

Obama says GOP approach would 'cripple' America as he seeks votes, money on liberal West Coast | StarTribune.com

Obama says GOP approach would 'cripple' America as he seeks votes, money on liberal West Coast | StarTribune.com

2 US hikers freed from Iran after 2 years say, 'We were held because of our nationality' | StarTribune.com

2 US hikers freed from Iran after 2 years say, 'We were held because of our nationality' | StarTribune.com

Blaze destroys only grocery store in Babbitt, damage estimated at $1 million | StarTribune.com

Blaze destroys only grocery store in Babbitt, damage estimated at $1 million | StarTribune.com

U coach Jerry Kill checks into Mayo Clinic for seizures | StarTribune.com

U coach Jerry Kill checks into Mayo Clinic for seizures | StarTribune.com

Mass grave found in Libya with remains of 1,270 - Yahoo! News

Mass grave found in Libya with remains of 1,270 - Yahoo! News

MinnPost - Six ways of decoding Obama's tax-increase-deficit-reduction speech

MinnPost - Six ways of decoding Obama's tax-increase-deficit-reduction speech

Ripple In Stillwater: Feds: Vennes' criminal past was problematic for bringing new investors to Petters Ponzi scheme

Ripple In Stillwater: Feds: Vennes' criminal past was problematic for bringing new investors to Petters Ponzi scheme

MinnPost - Minnesota group among the many 'hidden hands' trying to influence states' redistricting efforts

MinnPost - Minnesota group among the many 'hidden hands' trying to influence states' redistricting efforts

Cain Upsets Perry in Florida Republican Straw Poll

Cain Upsets Perry in Florida Republican Straw Poll

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Mother surrenders 3-hour-newborn in La Crosse - TwinCities.com

Mother surrenders 3-hour-newborn in La Crosse - TwinCities.com

Hope the bear is missing in NE Minnesota - TwinCities.com

Hope the bear is missing in NE Minnesota - TwinCities.com

Seward murder jury says guilty - six times - TwinCities.com

Seward murder jury says guilty - six times - TwinCities.com

Jason Hanson's 20th season with Detroit has a real kick to it - TwinCities.com

Jason Hanson's 20th season with Detroit has a real kick to it - TwinCities.com

Something old, new, bartered and blue: A wedding via bartering - TwinCities.com

Something old, new, bartered and blue: A wedding via bartering - TwinCities.com

AP IMPACT: Drug shortages endanger patients, disrupt hospital operations, raise cost of care | StarTribune.com

AP IMPACT: Drug shortages endanger patients, disrupt hospital operations, raise cost of care | StarTribune.com

Women in wartime | StarTribune.com

Women in wartime | StarTribune.com

Whew! NASA six-ton dead satellite finally falls, starting death plunge over Pacific Ocean | StarTribune.com

Whew! NASA six-ton dead satellite finally falls, starting death plunge over Pacific Ocean | StarTribune.com

Source: Woman shot and killed on I-394 pulled gun | StarTribune.com

Source: Woman shot and killed on I-394 pulled gun | StarTribune.com

Friday, September 23, 2011

Cambodian boy suckles from cow after parents leave

Cambodian boy suckles from cow after parents leave

Police: Would-be robber ID'd by bright blue eyes

Police: Would-be robber ID'd by bright blue eyes

Blockbuster to rumble again with Netflix, this time with Dish Network in its corner | StarTribune.com

Blockbuster to rumble again with Netflix, this time with Dish Network in its corner | StarTribune.com

Defunct NASA satellite slows down in plunge to Earth, US no longer out of woods | StarTribune.com

Defunct NASA satellite slows down in plunge to Earth, US no longer out of woods | StarTribune.com

Transcripts of phone calls show Somali terror suspect talked of men who left, city in 'uproar' | StarTribune.com

Transcripts of phone calls show Somali terror suspect talked of men who left, city in 'uproar' | StarTribune.com

Health inspectors find critical violations at Wrigley, U.S. Cellular Field - chicagotribune.com

Health inspectors find critical violations at Wrigley, U.S. Cellular Field - chicagotribune.com

In a show of sportsmanship, Andover High runner Josh Ripley carried an injured competitor to safety - TwinCities.com

In a show of sportsmanship, Andover High runner Josh Ripley carried an injured competitor to safety - TwinCities.com

Rangers escape injury using emergency shelters at BWCA fire - TwinCities.com

Rangers escape injury using emergency shelters at BWCA fire - TwinCities.com

Three injured in shooting during police standoff in Lake City, Florida | Gainesville.com

Three injured in shooting during police standoff in Lake City, Florida | Gainesville.com

Mahdi Ali found guilty in Minneapolis market killings | StarTribune.com

Mahdi Ali found guilty in Minneapolis market killings | StarTribune.com

Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling - Yahoo! News

Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling - Yahoo! News

Beer Theories, very important reading...


Beer Theories

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe  Ruth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon  B. Johnson
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"When I  read about the evils of drinking, I gave up  reading."

Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."

H. L. Mencken
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin when we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer  is proof that God loves us and wants us to be  happy."

Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine  invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with  pizza."

Dave  Barry
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BEER:  HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C.  Fields
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Remember  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin  Corey
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To  ome it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group  Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher
~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One night at Cheers, Cliff ClAvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well,  ya see, Norm, it's like this..  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is  hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are  killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a  whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group  keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ;  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast  as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol,  as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,  making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!   That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.






"GOD BLESS AMERICA"

New Twin Tower Collapse Model Could Squash 9/11 Conspiracies - Yahoo! News

New Twin Tower Collapse Model Could Squash 9/11 Conspiracies - Yahoo! News

CDC: Call the professionals when it comes to bedbugs | StarTribune.com

CDC: Call the professionals when it comes to bedbugs | StarTribune.com

Is Scotland Yard guarding Jack the Ripper secrets? | StarTribune.com

Is Scotland Yard guarding Jack the Ripper secrets? | StarTribune.com

Off and running: Lynx open Western Conference finals with rout of Mercury | StarTribune.com

Off and running: Lynx open Western Conference finals with rout of Mercury | StarTribune.com

Shots ring out on I-394 as Golden Valley cop kills woman | StarTribune.com

Shots ring out on I-394 as Golden Valley cop kills woman | StarTribune.com

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Defense Department says one-third of military suicides told someone of their plans | StarTribune.com

Defense Department says one-third of military suicides told someone of their plans | StarTribune.com

Man admits to $3M food stamp scheme from St. Paul corner market | StarTribune.com

Man admits to $3M food stamp scheme from St. Paul corner market | StarTribune.com

Wall Street follows world markets sharply lower; Dow down 400 as investors focus on fear | StarTribune.com

Wall Street follows world markets sharply lower; Dow down 400 as investors focus on fear | StarTribune.com

Wieffering: In health insurance, choice doesn't come free | StarTribune.com

Wieffering: In health insurance, choice doesn't come free | StarTribune.com

A runner and a hero | Minnesota Cross Country Hub | MN High School Cross Country

A runner and a hero | Minnesota Cross Country Hub | MN High School Cross Country

He sped, and someone died. Then, he sped some more. - TwinCities.com

He sped, and someone died. Then, he sped some more. - TwinCities.com

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Police raid Duluth head shop for designer drugs | StarTribune.com

Police raid Duluth head shop for designer drugs | StarTribune.com

An epitaph on R.E.M. (1980-2011) | StarTribune.com

An epitaph on R.E.M. (1980-2011) | StarTribune.com

Families of 2 American men freed from Iranian prison say they're overjoyed by their release | StarTribune.com

Families of 2 American men freed from Iranian prison say they're overjoyed by their release | StarTribune.com

For this gay veteran, it's time to prove the naysayers wrong - TwinCities.com

For this gay veteran, it's time to prove the naysayers wrong - TwinCities.com

Lynx rout Silver Stars for first-ever playoff series victory - TwinCities.com

Lynx rout Silver Stars for first-ever playoff series victory - TwinCities.com

Car of the future passes road tests without a person at the controls - TwinCities.com

Car of the future passes road tests without a person at the controls - TwinCities.com

A Point Without Partisanship — A Scandal Everyone Should Be Concerned About | RedState

A Point Without Partisanship — A Scandal Everyone Should Be Concerned About | RedState

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Why the Post Office is going broke!!!

Here is a good reason the post office is going broke. I ordered  an item from a company in Minnetonka, MN. That is about 18 miles from my house in Andover, MN. That was on 9/17/2011. Here is what the post office has done so far:
Acceptance, 2011-09-19, 16:40:00, MINNEAPOLIS, MN, 55447
Processed through Sort Facility, 2011-09-19, 21:29:00, SAINT PAUL, MN, 55121
Processed through Sort Facility, 2011-09-20, 02:52:00, MINNEAPOLIS, MN, 55401
The package went from Minnetonka to Minneapolis, approximately 15 miles, then they sent it to St. Paul, another 12 miles. St. Paul sent it to another Post Office in Minneapolis, which is about 18 miles from St. Paul. That was yesterday. In the first two days the package traveled straight East and West about 45 miles. There is no indication that the package has been forwarded to the Andover post office, which is further away from the last known location of the package, than my house is from where the order was shipped. From the last known location of the package, which was yesterday, the package still has to travel 22 miles North, to the Andover post office and then 6 miles to my house from the Andover post office. If and when it gets to me, it will have traveled at least 67 miles to get from the original shipping point, to my house, which is 18 miles. 
On the other hand, a package that I ordered on the 18th, shipped via UPS has already arrived, so has another package that was shipped via UPS on the same day as the USPS package, only from a much further distance.

Keep in mind that this is just mileage, not the man hours or fuel cost to deliver a package that had a postage cost of $4.95.

Wisconsin mom, son fight police after successful getaway - TwinCities.com

Wisconsin mom, son fight police after successful getaway - TwinCities.com

The march of the cell phone towers is coming to a horizon near you - TwinCities.com

The march of the cell phone towers is coming to a horizon near you - TwinCities.com

Gadhafi says his regime still alive in Libya, calls opponents' advances a 'charade' | StarTribune.com

Gadhafi says his regime still alive in Libya, calls opponents' advances a 'charade' | StarTribune.com

APNewsBreak: Spending on 9 Wisconsin recall elections estimated to be near $44 million | StarTribune.com

APNewsBreak: Spending on 9 Wisconsin recall elections estimated to be near $44 million | StarTribune.com

Republican Michele Bachmann says she was not linking retardation to cancer-prevention vaccine | StarTribune.com

Republican Michele Bachmann says she was not linking retardation to cancer-prevention vaccine | StarTribune.com

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Vikings fold in 2nd half again, lose to Tampa Bay 24-20 | StarTribune.com

Vikings fold in 2nd half again, lose to Tampa Bay 24-20 | StarTribune.com

Banks test new debit card fees | StarTribune.com

Banks test new debit card fees | StarTribune.com

In the burning BWCA, a gift from heaven -- rain | StarTribune.com

In the burning BWCA, a gift from heaven -- rain | StarTribune.com

They must have forgot to post the guns banned on these premises sign!!!

They must have forgot to post the guns banned on these premises sign!!!

LAKELAND, Fla -- Authorities say a man shot and killed a person at a home in central Florida, then shot two others at a church about a block away.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office says it was not immediately known if a suspect was in custody Sunday.
The people who were wounded were at the Greater Faith Christian Church in Lakeland.
The victims were taken to Lakeland Regional Medical Center. A spokeswoman for the sheriff's office did not have further information on their injuries.
A message left at the church was not immediately returned.

UCLA Psychiatric Study, A must read for All Men.

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a bat up his ass, while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.