New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct

 WASHINGTON—Saying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new captive breeding program designed to save moderate Republicans.

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